i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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