Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
4 words: hood of his car
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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