Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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