I like to think it a success when the cops are called
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
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just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
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Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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