I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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