don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
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You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
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alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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