I don't usually arrange sex via text message
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
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I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
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MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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