There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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