the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
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Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
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You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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