Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
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using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
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And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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