Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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