u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
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Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
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I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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