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THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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