He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
She has the best kind of daddy issues
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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