If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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