Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
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You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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