i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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