i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
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i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
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Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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