He is an equal opportunity slut.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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