Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
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Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
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It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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