just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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