Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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