his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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