we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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