I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
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dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
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That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
try to milk me bitch
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