My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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