ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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