just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
i out mim tonsoeep
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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