You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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