the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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