all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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