so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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