Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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