I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
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Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
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Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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