Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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