Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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