just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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