Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
i will never coherently bang her
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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