Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
bring money and cleavage
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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