I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I love you. Go after that dick
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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