So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
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i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
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Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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