i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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