i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I'm at about main and main street
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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