Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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