Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
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Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
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Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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