Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Enjoy the penises
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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