so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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