He asked me if I "almost moaned"
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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