One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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