Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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