She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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