12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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