I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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