We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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