She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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