Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
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