Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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