a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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